Keep Smiling .... Because it is contagious !!!

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have Girlfriends




Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.


Girl: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Girll: Great! I want 10 of them.


A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.


Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!


ek ladaka apne baap ke samne bidi pee raha tha. kisine kaha : kyu apne baap ke samne bidi pita hai ?ladaka : mera baap petrol pump thodi na hai ?


1 pesrson : Nanavati Hospital kaha hai ?
2 person : Kisi bus ke niche aaja , Log pahoncha denge .


GABBAR : Kitane Aadami The ....?
KALIYA : Kya pata sardar ? Me to Aurtein Gin Raha Tha


Oye papaji apni pregnant biwi ko itne dard me hospital ki jagah PIZZAHUT kyon leja rahe ho ?
papaji : Kyonki PIZZAHUT mai DELIVERY free hai


SARDAR : i love u
WIFE : ye kya tum i love u kah ke gir jate ho .
SARDAR : I AM FOLLOWING IN LOVE


In a circus, A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage... Ringmaster shouted loudly "can any one do it?" One sardar replied "pehle sher ko to hatao"


Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.


Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.


Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.


SCHOOL
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk!"


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