Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have Girlfriends
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
Girl: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Girll: Great! I want 10 of them.
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
ek ladaka apne baap ke samne bidi pee raha tha. kisine kaha : kyu apne baap ke samne bidi pita hai ?ladaka : mera baap petrol pump thodi na hai ?
1 pesrson : Nanavati Hospital kaha hai ?
2 person : Kisi bus ke niche aaja , Log pahoncha denge .
GABBAR : Kitane Aadami The ....?
KALIYA : Kya pata sardar ? Me to Aurtein Gin Raha Tha
Oye papaji apni pregnant biwi ko itne dard me hospital ki jagah PIZZAHUT kyon leja rahe ho ?
papaji : Kyonki PIZZAHUT mai DELIVERY free hai
SARDAR : i love u
WIFE : ye kya tum i love u kah ke gir jate ho .
SARDAR : I AM FOLLOWING IN LOVE
In a circus, A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage... Ringmaster shouted loudly "can any one do it?" One sardar replied "pehle sher ko to hatao"
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
SCHOOL
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk!"
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hi everyone once again....
i m back....
good topic...keep smiling...
its very true ...smiling is goof for our own health also..it has been proved in science tht while u smile or laugh there are so many other organs in our body which are even feeling good with our smile or laugh where else visa versa whenever u cry there are many other organs which cause damage to body of which we are not aware it can be knowingly or unknowingly. And this is my personal belief that ani dame person on this planet earth looks very sweet whenever he/she has a good smiling face. There is one gujju proverb also named "HASE TENU GHAR VASE" dear friends it means the person with a smile face can operate his house also very well...
Well i wont say more....now i m posting some of my favt oneliners which can crack a joke...and out of which 80% it is been made by my own...hope u all like it...
HERE YOUGO.......
SO PLEASE TIGHT UR SEATBELTS SO THT WHILE LAUGHING U CAN STOP URSELF FROM FALLING DOWN ON GROUND....
SO....NJOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
WHROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM
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Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
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Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
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Divorce:
Future tense of marriage
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Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
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Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
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Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .
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Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage.
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Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
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Ecstasy:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
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Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read.
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Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
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Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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Etc:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
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Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
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Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
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Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
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Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.
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Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
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Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
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Father:
A banker provided by nature.
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Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
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Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
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Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Girl: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Girl: Great! I want 10 of them.
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Comment: "Jyot se jyot jagate chalo Pyar ki naiya bahate chalo"
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GABBAR : Kitane Aadami The ....?
KALIYA : Kya pata sardar ? Me to Aurtein Gin Raha Tha
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Comment:
GABBAR : Kitane Aadami The ....?
KALIYA : Kyun? Tum gay ho kya?
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